The toadfish, nature's underwater grump, is the curmudgeon of the sea. With a face only a mother could love and a personality to match, this cantankerous creature makes its home on the ocean floor, ready to snap at anything that dares to swim by[1]. Don't let its unassuming size fool you - the toadfish packs a punch with venomous spines and a bite that could crack open an oyster[2]. But the real kicker? This aquatic grouch can actually croak like its amphibian namesake, producing a sound so loud it can be heard above water[2]. Talk about making a splash in the dating scene! Just imagine a romantic evening ruined by the dulcet tones of a lovesick toadfish serenading its mate. Who needs Barry White when you've got the smooth sounds of the toadfish?
蟾魚，大自然的水下悶悶不樂者，是海洋中的脾氣暴躁者。它擁有一張只有母親才會喜愛的臉，以及相匹配的性格，這個易怒的生物在海底安家，準備對任何敢於游過的東西發起攻擊。別被它不起眼的體型騙了——蟾魚擁有毒刺和能夠撬開牡蠣的咬合力，威力十足。但最精彩的是什麼？這個水生脾氣虫實際上能像它的兩棲動物同名者一樣發出呱呱聲，產生的聲音如此之大，以至於能在水面上聽到。這可真是在約會場景中引起轟動啊！試想一個浪漫的夜晚被一隻陷入愛河的蟾魚向伴侶獻唱的刺耳音調給毀了。當你有了蟾魚的醇厚聲音，誰還需要巴里·懷特呢？
Citations:
[1] https://www.paperbarkwriter.com/the-toadfish-the-toe-cutter-and-the-giant-swimming-head/
[2] https://facts.net/nature/animals/15-facts-about-toadfish/
[3] https://www.dcr.virginia.gov/state-parks/blog/the-legend-of-terry-the-oyster-toadfish
[4] https://a-z-animals.com/animals/toadfish/
[5] https://www.makebelieveideas.com/products/10-funny-fish/
[6] https://toadfish.com
[7] https://www.etsy.com/market/toadfish
[8] http://www.reefcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1533951
